And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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