When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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