yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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