elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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