Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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