goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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