i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
