what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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