There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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