they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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