Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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