Got a toothbrush?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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