where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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