Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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