im drinking this country out of the recession.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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