Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I just saw a hot homeless man
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Randomize
