She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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