Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize