Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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