Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I don't think brook has ever known best
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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