i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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