id be glad to
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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