is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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