Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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