It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Hippo gnu deer
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
