I feel like I'm in dance class right now
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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