i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
it hurts more in the daytime
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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