he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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