Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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