margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
