i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?