Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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He? As in you personified your dick?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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