Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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