yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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