chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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