can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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