My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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