some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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