i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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