Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
