Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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