Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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