at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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