Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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