with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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