There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we made out on top of his cat.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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