I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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