I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
love makes seman taste better
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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