You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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