He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i will never coherently bang her
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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